The Oyster Smack Hotel - Burnham-on-Crouch
51.62911, 0.8148Located about 5 minutes' stroll from The Rio Movie Theater, The Oyster Smack Hotel Burnham-on-Crouch gives quick access to various city sites. This 4-star hotel features Wi-Fi, provided throughout the property.
Location
The Burnham-on-Crouch hotel is at the doorstep of Wallasea Island Wild Coast, while Baptist church hall is 0.2 miles away. The Burnham-on-Crouch property is only 7 minutes' walk from Riverside Park and 17 miles from Colchester. Wallasea Island is situated 1.7 miles from the hotel.
Burnham Library bus stop is in the neighborhood of The Oyster Smack Hotel.
Rooms
Bathrooms include a walk-in shower and a separate toilet, along with such comforts as a hairdryer and bath sheets.
Eat & Drink
You may walk 5 minutes to Sauda Village or eat by The Victoria Inn, located approximately a 5-minute walk away.
Rooms and availability
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Max:4 persons
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Bed options:1 Double bed
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Max:2 persons
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Bed options:1 Double bed
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Essential information about The Oyster Smack Hotel
💵 Lowest room price | 154 US$ |
📏 Distance to center | 100 yd |
🗺️ Location rating | 7.6 |
✈️ Distance to airport | 23.6 mi |
🧳 Nearest airport | London Southend, SEN |
Location
- City landmarks
- Nearby
- Restaurants
- Hotels nearby
Reviews of The Oyster Smack Hotel
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missingWrote a review on Jan 11fresh oystersfriendly staffmusty roomdirty bathroom
The restaurant offers delicious seafood with fresh oysters that were sensational. the room we stayed in had a musty smell and the bathroom could definitely use some cleaning. Despite the minor issues, the friendly staff and great meal made for a pleasant visit overall.
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missingWrote a review on Oct 19vegan menufish sharing platter
I enjoyed a classic double room for two nights. The location was serene, and a highlight was the good vegan menu options available. On one of the nights, the fish sharing platter was a delicious surprise! Everything was well presented and flavorful.
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missingWrote a review on Oct 18great lunch menuprofessional serviceinviting decor
Perfect Spot for Client Luncheons and Special Events!
The express lunch menu delivered exceptional value and variety. I appreciated the warm atmosphere and stunning decor, suitable for both formal meetings and relaxing conversations. Fast, professional service truly stood out during my visit.
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missingWrote a review on Oct 15seafood
Exceptional seafood menu
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missingWrote a review on Sept 14crisp beddingvegan menudelicious foodhard bedlimited parkingtemperature issues
I enjoyed my time at Oyster Smack in Burnham-on-Crouch. The room was super clean with crisp white bedding. I loved the cozy atmosphere and the unique decor that added character. The vegan menu choices impressed me, especially the fish sharing platter—it was flavorful and beautifully presented. I found the bed too hard for my liking, making it uncomfortable at times. The parking situation was a bit tricky, as there were limited spaces available. the staff were friendly and attentive, enhancing my stay, but the temperature in the room fluctuated too much, making it difficult to find the right comfort level.
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missingWrote a review on Aug 15unique layoutpaper thin walls
The room had a unique layout, but walls were paper thin, causing noise issues.
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missingWrote a review on Jul 05welcoming atmosphereoutstanding breakfastlack of amenitiesuninspired decorconfusing location
The stay in the Deluxe Double Room was delightful, with a warm and welcoming atmosphere complemented by cleanliness. The morning breakfast was outstanding, particularly the fresh sushi. It was disappointing, however, that no specific amenities were highlighted and that the decor, while nice, lacked creativity and distinctiveness. The location offered beautiful views, but getting there was a bit confusing, which could deter some travelers.
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missingWrote a review on Jul 03fresh seafoodattentive staffpleasant atmospherecold room
I thoroughly enjoyed my stay at Oyster Smack. The delicious seafood, especially the fresh oysters, stood out during meal times. While the room felt a bit cold, the attentive staff made up for it with their exceptional service. A great spot for food enthusiasts!
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missingWrote a review on Jun 30clean roomfriendly staffdelicious food
Good location. Easy check-in process. Room was clean and well presented. Staff were friendly and attentive. The food was delicious and reasonably priced.
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missingWrote a review on Jun 25cozy roomexceptional dining
cozy, cozy, cozy
I stayed in a lovely Deluxe Double Room that was impeccably clean and decorated with cozy touches. The food was simply divine, especially the fresh seafood and an incredible dessert selection that left me craving for more! Plus, the riverside walks just a stone's throw away were a perfect finish to a lovely day.
100% recommend 💖🌟
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missingWrote a review on Jun 23clean roomcozy atmospheredelicious mealslimited storageinconvenient space
i recently stayed in burnham-on-crouch and was pleasantly surprised by my experience at the oyster smack. the room was super clean and cozy, and the warm atmosphere made our stay feel special. the meals were delicious and the staff truly enhanced our relaxing holiday vibe.
the room lacked storage options.
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missingWrote a review on Jun 10really good foodcozy atmosphere
Couple looking for a cozy spot
Had a lovely stay at this place with my wife. The beetroot cured gravadlax was so fresh it felt alive! I also can't forget the pork belly, literally melted in my mouth, like it was meant to be enjoyed on a plate of royalty.
It wasn’t exactly budgeting-friendly but considering the quality, I'd say it was reasonable.
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missingWrote a review on Jun 06clean roomattentive staffdelicious breakfastlimited parkinginconvenient space
I recently stayed at the Oyster Smack for work and was impressed with how clean and well-presented my room was. The location was convenient, allowing easy access to nearby business venues. The staff were attentive and efficiently assisted me with my requests, ensuring a smooth stay. The breakfast offered a delightful variety of freshly made items, which contributed positively to my mornings.
The parking situation was quite limited.
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